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FAST AND SLOW

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"The man who claims he never drives too fast, always slows down when he sees a state trooper."
 
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Slow husbands generally make fast wives.
 
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"There are two kinds of bachelors: those too fast to be caught, and those too slow to be worth catching."
 
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Freeway traffic moves at two speeds - so fast you can't get on and so slow you can't get off.
 
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"Half the motorists can't drive fast enough to please their girlfriends, while the other half can't drive slow enough to appease their wives."
Bill Vaughan
 

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