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FERTILIZER

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The businessman is coming to realize that education is to business what fertilizer is to farming.
 
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"If a professional gardener were to enter the Garden of Eden, he would sniff and exclaim, "What marvelous humus!""
Karel Capek
 
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"The best fertilizer for the amateur gardener is the chemical that kills all plant growth, leaving him lots of leisure for other things."
 
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Procrastination is the fertilizer that makes difficulties grow.
 
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"Money is like manure: if you spread it around, it does a world of good; but if you pile it up, it stinks to high heaven."
 

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