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FOOD

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F
Child training is a matter of teaching your child to eat his food instead of wearing it.
 
R
Political speeches are usually just baloney disguised as food for thought.
 
A
"There's a new baby food on the market. It's half orange juice and half garlic. It not only makes the baby healthier, but also easier to find in the dark."
 
N
"Americans have more food to eat than any other people on earth, and more diets to keep them from eating it."
 
K
Nothing makes food less fattening than being too expensive.
 

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