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FOOD AND EATING

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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead."
Woody Allen
 
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Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs at one go.
Truman Capote
 
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Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.
Ludwig van Beethoven
 
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"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning."
 
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I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pâté than any other.
Kingsley Amis
 

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