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FOOTBALL

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F
"All men are born free, but football men are more likely to get through college that way."
 
R
"Football is a game for strong people: anyone who can sit for hours on a cold seat, eating peanuts, can't be a weakling."
 
A
"Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but it is hardly suitable for delicate boys."
Oscar Wilde
 
N
"College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students -- there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks."
 
K
"The alumni are always with you, win or tie."
Duffy Daugherty
 

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