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I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise.
Barry Gray
 
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"We are admonished to "Keep Smiling," but if we do we're going to look mighty silly at a funeral."
 
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Funerals are very expensive; that's why people rarely have them until the last minute.
 
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"I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it."
Mark Twain
 

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