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FURNITURE

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"If you want to see a house full of antique furniture, visit a family with money; if you want to see a house full of old furniture, visit a family with kids."
 
R
The most expensive piece of furniture in the church is the empty pew.
 
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"There are three kinds of furniture: antique, modern and comfortable."
 
N
Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.
 
K
What this country needs is early American furniture that can be bought at early American prices.
 

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