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GAMBLING

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Rule: Never perform card tricks for the people you play poker with.
Proverb
 
R
A slot machine is a steel trap for catching dumb animals.
 
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"Don't gamble unless you can afford to lose, and if you can afford to lose, you don't have to gamble."
 
N
A race track is a place where windows clean people.
 
K
Gambling is like diving into an empty swimming pool. The chances that you'll hit bottom are about the same.
 

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