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GARDENING

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Nothing discourages an amateur gardener like watching his family eat the entire garden at one meal.
 
R
"The best thing about gardening is that if you put it off long enough, it won't be necessary."
 
A
People who think they can run the earth should begin with a small garden.
 
N
"As ye sow, so shall ye reap, unless of course you are an amateur gardener."
 
K
"If you don't grow your own vegetables, it helps to praise the crop in your neighbor's garden."
 

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