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GAS STATION

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F
"A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids."
 
R
Sunday is the day when the gas stations get the money that the collection plates at church formerly did.
 
A
The only explanation for the high price of gasoline is that the earth has begun to charge storage.
 
N
"Have you noticed how delicately balanced the economy is? The minute auto prices go down, gasoline prices go up."
 
K
There are so many gas stations now that you can fuel all of the people all of the time.
 

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