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Every day is a gift -- even if it sucks.
Sherry Hochman
 
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"A wise husband buys his wife fine china so she won't trust him to wash the dishes,"
 
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The perfect gift for a man who has everything would be a girl who knows what to do with it.
 
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"Birthday gifts generally fall into two categories: those you don't like, and those you didn't get."
 
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"A "rare gift" is any kind a woman gets from her husband after ten years of marriage."
 

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