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GIRDLES

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F
The only kind of girls who model girdles are the ones who don't need them.
 
R
A girdle is a device to make a woman slimmer on the outside than she is on the inside.
 
A
A girdle is a garment to hold a woman in when she goes out.
 
N
A budget is like a girdle - not enough room for everything.
 
K
"Fashions may come. and fashions may go, but girdles will always be around."
 

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