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They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?
Scott Roeben
 
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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
Peter OToole
 
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"The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything."
"Neil Simon (The Gingerbread Lady, 1970)"
 
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"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."
 
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"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it."
Voltaire
 

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