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"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf."
Anonymous
 
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He's nice to people 'n animals... but you oughta hear him talkin' to a golf ball !
Dennis The Menace
 
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Golf is a game who's aim it is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Winston Churchill
 
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The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
 
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"The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf -- it's almost a law."
H. G. Wells
 

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