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GOVERNMENT

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"I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses."
Victor Hugo
 
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"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it."
Ronald Reagan
 
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"The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare."
"Daniel Patrick Moynihan (as quoted in NY Times, Mar 2, 1976)"
 
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The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
 
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"It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country."
Will Durant
 

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