Creative Wit about . . .

GRASS

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Don't envy your neighbor whose grass is greener -- his water bill is higher too.
 
R
Another thing you can make from grass is butter: all you need is a cow and a churn.
 
A
"Give crabgrass an inch, and it will take a yard."
 
N
"The curious thing about grass is that it grows greener on the other side of the fence, but grows faster on your side."
 
K
"Happiness lies in your own backyard, but it is often hidden by the crabgrass."
 

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