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"I can remember your name perfectly, but I can't think of your face."
William Spooner
 
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"A hypochondriac always takes advantage of the situation when you ask "How are you?""
 
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A chilly reception doesn't cool one off on a hot day.
 
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Another person who never fails to send you a get-well card is your creditor.
 
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"Now and then you meet a man with such a cordial handclasp and such a friendly personality, you know he hasn't any money."
 

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