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GROUCHO MARX

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"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions -- the curtain was up."
Groucho Marx
 
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Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
 
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing.
Groucho Marx
 
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How do you feel about women's rights ? I like either side of them.
 
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"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract."
Groucho Marx
 

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