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GUESTS

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"There are two kinds of guests: those who come after dinner, and those who come after dinner."
 
R
"To be an ideal guest, stay at home."
Edgar Watson Howe
 
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"Don't put all your eggs in one basket, or all your whiskey in one guest."
 
N
A husband's job is to keep talking to unexpected guests at the front gate while his wife straightens out the living room.
 
K
Fish and guests smell at three days old.
Danish Proverb
 

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