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HALF THE WORLD DOESN'T KNOW

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F
"Half the world doesn't know how the other half lives, but it tries to find out during the tourist season."
 
R
"Half the world doesn't know how the other half lives, but it has its suspicions."
 
A
Half the world doesn't know how the other half lives -- considering how the other half drives.
 
N
"Half the world doesn't know how the other half lives, but it's not the fault of the columnists."
 
K
"Half the world doesn't know how the other half lives, but not in a small town."
 

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