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Summer is the season when the men who have not been wearing felt hats all winter change to not wearing straw hats.
 
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"Charity covers a multitude of sins, but hats cover more sinners."
 
A
Milliners never seem to have any difficulty discovering geometrical shapes wholly unknown to mathematicians.
 
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"A candidate needs four hats: one to cover his head with, another to throw into the ring, a third to pass around, and finally one to talk through."
 
K
Blessed are the poor: a poor woman pays three dollars instead of twenty-five for a three-dollar hat.
 

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