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HEALTHY LIVING

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Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
 
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I have two doctors - my left leg and my right.
Unknown
 
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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Alfred Hitchcock
 
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"Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes."
 
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Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
James Thurber
 

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