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"HIGHWAYS, FREEWAYS"

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There were millions of people on the highways last weekend - most of them asking for directions.
 
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"Sign on a California freeway: "All in favor of conserving gasoline please raise your right foot.""
 
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"An expressway is a highway with three lanes - a right lane, a left lane, and the one you're in when you see the exit."
 
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There are two kinds of highways in this country: under construction and under repair.
 
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"Our highways are fine for getting to a place in a hurry, if you can get off them when you get there."
 

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