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F
A honeymoon is the short period between the bridal toast and the burnt toast.
 
R
"A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why."
 
A
What becomes of the honeymoon when it goes into eclipse?
 
N
"People take shorter honeymoons nowadays, but they take them more often."
 
K
A woman in Arizona married so late in life that Medicare paid for her honeymoon.
 

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