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HONEYMOON IS OVER

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F
"When the honeymoon is over a man discovers his wife isn't an angel, so he quits posing as a saint."
 
R
"The honeymoon is over when she starts wondering what happened to the man she married, and he starts wondering what happened to the girl he didn't."
 
A
The honeymoon is over when he stops helping her with the dishes-and starts doing them himself.
 
N
The honeymoon is over when he finds out he married a big spender and she finds out she didn't.
 
K
"The honeymoon is over when he phones he'll be late again for dinner, and she has already left a note that it's in the refrigerator."
 

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