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HORSE RACES

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"Experience is the best teacher, but when it comes to horse racing, some people go on taking postgraduate courses all their lives."
 
R
The man who goes to the race track in a liberal frame of mind often leaves it with a strong feeling of race prejudice.
 
A
"Many race horses are given peculiar names, especially if they don't finish among the first three."
 
N
"Horse playing makes no sense: the jockeys get the ride, the horses get the exercise, the bookmakers get the money, and the horseplayers get the headaches."
 
K
"Winning a lot of money at the race track is possible, even probable, but only if you're a fast horse."
 

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