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HOSIERY

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The first lesson a child learns at his mother's knee nowadays is to be careful of her stockings.
 
R
Only a woman can rave over a pair of sheer stockings when they're empty.
 
A
Another mystery is why a girl's legs in nylon look sexy while a man's legs merely look soxy.
 
N
"In women's hosiery, what's sheer today is gone tomorrow."
 
K
What this country needs is something to make hoes as attractive as hose.
 

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