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One of Moscow's finest hotels proudly boasts that there is a television set in every room -- only it watches you!
 
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"When people go to a resort hotel for a change and a rest, the bellboys get the change and the hotel gets the rest."
 
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A hotel is a place whose owner offers you a room in which to retire at a price which enables him to.
 
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It is reported that many resort hotels have towels so thick and fluffy that you can hardly close your suitcase.
 
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Resort hotels in Florida are usually surrounded by tropical plants - mostly outstretched palms.
 

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