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HUSBANDS

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"A certain radio station phoned one thousand men, asking to whom they were listening. Ninety-seven percent said they were listening to their wives."
 
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A husband often thinks he bosses the house - but actually he only houses the boss.
 
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"When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason."
Molly Mcgee
 
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"A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted."
 
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"A "rare gift" is any kind a woman gets from her husband after ten years of marriage."
 

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