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HYPOCHONDRIACS

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F
A hypochondriac is a man with an infinite capacity for finding pains.
 
R
A hypochondriac is a sick woman whose affliction is a healthy imagination.
 
A
A hypochondriac is always suffering from an habitual lack of ailments.
 
N
A hypochondriac is the man who stays at home when he's the only one in the office without a cold.
 
K
"A hypochondriac spends half her time talking about illnesses she hasn't got, and the other half not listening to her friends talk about illnesses they have got."
 

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