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A hypochondriac is now attending a medical college in Kansas City. He is studying to be a patient.
 
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A hypochondriac is a person who is always sure to have some ailment in mind.
 
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An indecisive hypochondriac is one who just can't make up his mind which disease he wants to have next.
 
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A hypochondriac can get more talk out of a minor pain than others can get out of a major operation.
 
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A hypochondriac is one who can't leave being well enough alone.
 

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