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ILLNESS

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F
I don't have ulcers; I give them.
Harry Cohn
 
R
Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach.
Victor Hugo
 
A
Sickness is mankind's greatest defect.
G. C. Lichtenberg
 
N
The patient suffered from chronic remunerative appendicitis.
 
K
Here am I dying of a hundred good symptoms.
Alexander Pope
 

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