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Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
Gerald F. Lieberman
 
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Some men celebrate the Fourth of July by buying a fifth on the third.
 
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What distinguishes Independence Day from all other days is that then both orators and artillerymen shoot blank cartridges.
John Burroughs
 
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We have killed more people celebrating Independence Day than we lost fighting for it.
 
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Independence Day is the day married men celebrate something they once had.
 

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