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F
"If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge."
 
R
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
 
A
Judges and criminals are the only people who take the law into their own hands.
 
N
Judges certainly are getting tougher on criminals. They're giving them much longer suspended sentences.
 
K
"When a judge compliments you, it usually means you have lost."
James B. Donovan
 

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