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LAS VEGAS

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F
Visitors to Las Vegas are divided into two groups - the haves and the hads.
 
R
The dumbest criminal on earth is the one who would hold up a group of tourists on their way home from Las Vegas.
 
A
"Las Vegas has all kinds of gambling devices, such as dice, roulette, slot machines - and wedding chapels."
 
N
Las Vegas is a place where people go broke trying to get rich.
 
K
A Texas man reports he had terrible luck in Las Vegas. He lost everything he had but his cold.
 

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