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There must be a shortage of truth the way so many folks are stretching it these days.
 
R
"A woman in Nevada explains why she doesn't play golf: "I have more important things to lie about.""
 
A
She's too crafty a woman to invent a new lie when an old one will serve.
W. Somerset Maugham
 
N
"I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy."
 
K
Any husband who expects to pull the wool over his wife's eyes had better be sure he's using a good yarn.
 

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