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A great many children face the hard problem of learning good table manners without seeing any.
 
R
Punctuality is like having bad manners. You're sure of having lots of time to yourself.
 
A
Soup should be seen and not heard.
 
N
People from down South are incredibly polite. Even their war was civil.
 
K
It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude.
Norman Douglas
 

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