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I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
John Barrymore
 
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I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
Michael J. Fox
 
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"Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it."
Helen Rowland
 
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"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
 
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"In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes problems."
Shelley Winters
 

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