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"Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day."
Mickey Rooney
 
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"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
Johnny Carson
 
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That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby
 
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
 
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"When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves."
John Barrymore
 

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