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Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx
 
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I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
John Barrymore
 
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"If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself."
H. L. Mencken
 
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
 
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"Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house."
Jean Kerr
 

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