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MEDICINE

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There must be something to acupuncture -- you never see any sick porcupines.
Bob Goddard
 
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"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."
Jimmy Breslin
 
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Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.'
Bob Hope
 
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"After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse."
 
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"Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that's both is dental."
Ogden Nash
 

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