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MOTHERHOOD

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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ''Checkout Time is 18 years.''
Erma Bombeck
 
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
Abigail Van Buren
 
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"God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers"
Jewish Proverb
 
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"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."
 
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You' re not famous until my mother has heard of you.
Jay Leno
 

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