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NEW YEAR'S

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"On New Year's Eve we first ring out the old, then ring in the new, and finally are ready to be wrung out ourselves."
 
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"On New Year's Eve, the old year ends with people mixing drinks, and the new year begins with drinks mixing people."
 
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New Year's Day starts out by making both ends of the years meet.
 
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"New Year's Eve is when you take your wife out, and she takes you back home."
 
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Many Americans no longer celebrate the arrival of the New Year - they celebrate the survival of the old year.
 

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