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A good way to get your name in the newspapers is to walk across the street reading one.
 
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Newspapers have degenerated. They may now be absolutely relied upon.
Oscar Wilde
 
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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Thomas Jefferson
 
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Headlines twice the size of the events.
 
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"Two newspaper editors had been feuding for years and one of them died. The other saw an opportunity for final revenge. He printed the obituary under "Public Improvements.""
 

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