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A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.
Garrison Keillor
 
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"The radio will never take the place of the newspaper, because you can't swat flies with it."
 
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A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
Bugs Baer
 
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"Newspapers have reporters to write the news, columnists to misrepresent it, and delivery boys to throw it into your rosebushes."
 
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Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
Spiro T. Agnew
 

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