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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams
 
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To give an accurate description of what has never occurred is the proper occupation of the historian.
Oscar Wilde
 
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"If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens."
Grandma Moses
 
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All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them.
 
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After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
Fred Allen
 

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