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A 'Grand Old Man'. That means on our continent any one with snow white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.
Stephen Leacock
 
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"I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap."
Bob Hope
 
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"I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something."
George Burns
 
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
 
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"To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am."
Bernard Baruch
 

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