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"Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave/ When they think that their children are naive."
Ogden Nash
 
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"Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows."
"Al Unser, Jr."
 
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"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""
Erma Bombeck
 
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I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
 
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"I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job."
Roseanne Barr
 

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