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PEDESTRIANS

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"You can dodge some of the drivers all the time, and all the drivers some of the time, but you can't dodge all the drivers all the time."
 
R
A pedestrian is always safe when he has the right of way -- as long as he doesn't try to exercise it.
 
A
"If evolution works, it will eventually produce a pedestrian who can jump two ways at once."
 
N
"If all the pedestrians were laid end to end, they would greatly simplify the task of the reckless driver."
 
K
All that pedestrians ask is a little more cooperation between horsepower and horse sense.
 

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