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F
"A resort is a place full of girls looking for husbands, and husbands looking for girls."
 
R
It's odd that most winter resorts are situated in places where it's always summer.
 
A
An ideal summer resort is one where fish bite and mosquitoes don't.
 
N
Another person who makes a mountain out of a molehill is the advertising copy writer for a summer resort.
 
K
Never judge a resort by its postcards.
 

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